If you’ve ever watched any of the Jason Bourne films, and who the fuck hasn’t? You will know that the UK is awash in CCTV cameras, so if you come out of a pub late at night, hammered and dying for a pee, so you pop down an alleyway for a quick one… They’ll nail you. Well now, things have gone up a notch, or maybe down…’Cos now there's been a bit of a hoo-ha about some cyber-snooping garbage cans that have been placed around London by Renew, a company that collects mobile phone data. The bins grab the personal identifying number of every passing handset that has Bluetooth enabled. And they used this data to track the movements of passing pedestrians; including how many were return visitors. Renew claims it isn’t about garbage, it’s about data… That’s funny, I thought it was the same thing. Does this mean if you want to collect “Big Data,” you have to have really fucking “Big Garbage” cans? You know the “Poisoned Dwarf” is going to start “Team Garbage.”
Sounds like a "Big Wank" to me!