Surprise, surprise, a recent study shows that people with brains and lots of loot think that wearing shit like Google Glass and the iWatch is for fucktards. Whereas, those excited about “wearable tech” earn less than $35K and have a pre-K education (just kidding, but it is high school or less.) Which means that as this shit is going to costs hundreds, if not thousands of dollars, you’ll be better off waiting for the Canal Street knock-offs in a few months. Defining “uber-optimism” Sony announced that their SmartWatch 2, is expected to sell 41 million units by 2016. Yeah, right… Can you imagine watching “Iron Man 12” on its 1.6-in. color LCD screen?
Why is everything in fucking Japanese?