My wife happens to be a big fan of Colin Firth… Plus Andy bloody Murray… But back to Firth. For some reason or other UKTV has commissioned a twelve foot fiber glass model of Firth’s famous wet shirt scene from Pride and Prejudice which was apparently a massive turn-on for the ladies of Britain. The giant Mr. Darcy is currently floating in Hyde Park’s boating pond, scaring the shit out of the ducks and swans. After that, it goes to Yorkshire and then Cheshire. Then possibly Loch Ness? That'll teach the monster to behave!
What a whopper!