For all you AdScam fashionistas out there… Good news, Kanye West has designed and is selling a line of really fucking super tee shirts for a mere $120 each. They’re all cotton and they are all white, so they look just like the ones you can buy at Wal-Mart for $10.99… For a packet of fucking six! However, the bad news is they’ve already sold out… Proving that there’s a fresh busload of cretins born every day. But not to worry, you can get this desirable item on eBay for $300. But as one wonderfully obscene critic pointed out, for that kind of money, it had “better bring back Jesus” as well as “teach me French,” and most significantly, “help me find Bikini Bottom.” Yes in-fucking-deed! Although, if you want to choke on your breakfast beer… Check out this Marc Jacobs thermal for $1,685.00… Yes, that’s nearly two grand for a fucking undershirt!
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