Sometimes you have to wonder why BDC’s shell out millions for totally unsuitable “Brand Ambassadors” to pimp their products. But, kudos to manufacturers of Nuns Piss, Budweiser, for doing a deal with Rihanna, signing her up for an 85 country ad campaign, which will undoubtedly cost them fucking billions. Why is she the perfect shill for bad beer… A video has surfaced showing her being escorted out of a Kings of Leon concert in Poland over the weekend, looking like she was so fucked up she could barely walk. The footage shows a stumbling RiRi clinging onto burly security guards as she exits the Heineken Open’er Festival venue. You just know that wasn’t caused by Bud Light. More likely Hubby Jay-Z was plying her with some of Diddy’s brown-bag Ciroc!
Excuse me… Is that a fucking Corona?