You will all be thrilled shitless to learn that Nick Brien, the fucktard who almost single handedly destroyed McCann during his pathetic tenure as CEO, is now investing in social media start ups. He’s putting part of his golden parachute into something called “Chirpify.” Which is now, obviously destined to fail. At least he’s pissing away his own money… Oh, wait a minute… It’s IPG shareholders money. But they’re a bunch of douchenozzles anyway. On a positive note, my Klout score has gone up again. I have no fucking idea what that means, but I shall celebrate in the usual way… Cheers!