Art loving AdScamers will remember that in one of the most spectacular art heists to hit Europe in decades, last October thieves stole a shitload of valuable paintings from the Rotterdam Kunsthal, including works by Lucian Freud, Paul Gauguin, Henri Matisse, Claude Monet and Pablo Picasso. And, although suspects were speedily arrested, so far the Dutch plods have been unable to find the art. Now it appears that the mum of one of the retarded robbers thought she would do the gang a favor… So she fucking burned everything… Yeah, all $130 millions worth. That’s why Charlie Saatchi is clever. When you blow millions for rotting sharks in giant tanks of fetid formaldehyde… You know no stupid fucker is going to set fire to it! It does end up stinking like shit though!
It’s chilly in here. Chuck another Picasso on the fire!