Remember Andrew Mason, the douchenozzle who founded Groupon, then proceeded to really fuck up what was a semi-fucked up company in the first place? Well now he’s reinvented himself as a singer and has just released his first album… “Hardly Workin’.” Here’s what he has to say about it… "This album pulls some of the most important learnings (is that a word?) From my years at the helm of one of the fastest growing businesses in history, and packages them as music," Mason wrote in a blog post this morning. "Executives, mid-level management, and front-line employees are all sure to find valuable takeaways. I've probably listened to the album over a dozen times now, and with each spin I feel like I learn something." Oh right, Andrew… You’ve listened to your own album all of twelve times, that’s real dedication… Here’s a sample of the inspiring lyrics from the “Risin’ Above the Pack” track… "Don't you know they're all feeling the same way. Time to arbitrage their insecurity, wipe it away and fill with desire to rise to the top of your company." Wow, fucking Grammy time there, Andrew. But don’t give up your old job yet… Oh, wait a minute; they fired your arse, didn’t they!
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