Did you read that shit about the “Talking Window?” Some fuckers at BBDO Dusseldorf have developed a special window for public transportation that uses a transmitter to silently release high-frequency oscillations that your brain will convert into sound. Meaning that if you are sitting on the 6.10PM out of Grand Central to your faux Gothic Mansion in Connecticut, and you have just spent the day listening to all the fucktards that work at your current BDA gig talking crapola… The last thing you need throbbing in your head is an ad for 1-800-Mattress. Anyway, when I used to do that commute back in the nineties… The object of the exercise was to see how many martinis you could smash down in the bar car before the train arrived at Westport. No one listened to fucking windows!
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