In case you missed it, today is “National Take Your Dog to Work” day. Mind you, for all the Silicon Valley fucktards and the Frat/Fart wankers in Boulder… Every day is have your pooch shit in your cube day. Just make sure you change the furry fucker’s bandana each day so it looks “Awesome Dude.” Some douchenozzle at a company in Berkeley (where else?) took his parrot to work and a Great Dane nearly bit its head off. Ha, it should have bit the owners fucking head off. Who starts all this shit? I’m going to launch “Take Kate Moss to Work Day.” But she only comes to AdScam. The rest of you can fuck off!
My dog is bigger than your dog... Woof!