So, the Smirnoff account is up for grabs. I used to work on it at Benton & Bowles before you were all born. The sordid secrets of Vodka-a-boola-excess are in “Confessions of a Mad Man,” which far too many of you tight fuckers still haven’t bought… Anyway, moving on. The Smirnoff account has been at JWT for fucking years, and Edward Pilkington, Diageo's global director for vodka acknowledged Smirnoff’s "long and successful" relationship with JWT, which dates back to 2000. During that period, the vodka’s annual sales volume has grown from 15.1 million cases to 26.3 million cases, making it—by Pilkington’s own account—the largest premium spirits brand in the world. Nonetheless, Pilkington said that "the time is right to refresh the thinking" on Smirnoff. Well, of course it is you snot gobbling fucktard. How else are you going to get wined and dined, taken to Broadway shows, on golfing holidays to Gleneagles, and have hot and cold running hookers sent up to your suite at the Carlisle, if you don’t hold an agency review?
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