Ace AdScamer, “MG” points us in the direction of the latest “Brand AmbassaNozzle,” for companies who have shit for brains. This time, it’s Robert Downey Jr. who will reprise his role as a Super Hero on behalf of the HTC One, smart-phone. Yes, Iron Man will pick up a cool $12 million for pimping the phone as himself! Not as Charlie Chaplin, or the Avenger, or even Sherlock. No… As the son of Robert Downey Senior, the creator of the greatest fucking film about advertising ever… That’s right… Putney Swope. If you haven’t seen it, you are a douchenozzle. Just like, if you haven’t read “Confessions of a Mad Man,” you are a fucktard. Sorry… Don't forget, it’s Friday. Stay tuned for multi-horny Kate pics!
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