Right now, a lot of people in San Francisco are ready to string Larry “Ninja” Ellison up on the nearest lamppost. The CEO of Oracle and America’s third richest douchenozzle has the city looking at covering the losses on the upcoming America’s Cup Yacht race. Originally forecast to have 17 boats competing (each costing in the region of $100 million) it now looks like it will be only four, and the whole thing is rigged for his wanky boat “Oracle” to win the thing. The city is also on the hook for the cost of building a new cruise ship terminal to serve as an event pavilion. In protest, more than 4,000 people have signed a petition on Causes.com calling on Ellison to cover any debt the city incurs. I mean the guy is worth 43 BILLION DOLLARS. He could pay for the whole fucking thing with the loose change under the tatami mats on the floor of the obscene reproduction Japanese Ninja Castle he’s built in Woodside. Years ago, I had the misfortune to meet him when freelancing on the Oracle account. The guy is a tasteless, ruthless, ignorant fucktard, who continues to terrorize Big Dumb Agencies into producing the world’s worst advertising.
Hey Larry... Stick that in your CockHolster!