Some people will do anything for an iPad. News from London that on Tuesday a gang of AppleTards wielding axes tried to smash through a glass door at the Regent Street Apple Store. They were chased off by the stores ferocious iGuards and were forced to make their escape on several stolen motor scooters! The London “Bobbies” scrambled a helicopter and gave chase. Two “Cockney Gits” aged 21 and 18, were later cuffed in the fashionable North London borough of Islington and are still being quizzed by the plod. They were both arrested on suspicion of aggravated attempted burglary and dangerous driving… Yes, dangerous driving on a fucking scooter! The pair are now negotiating the film rights and are working on an App – “How not to rob an Apple Store.” A group of Silicon Valley VC-Retards are funding them to the tune of millions.
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