This just in… “Agency of the future” Draft/FCB has lost Taco Bell. The Irvine office has issued the regulation cardboard boxes to all members of staff to pack their meager belongings. Management is convinced that they will be proven innocent via the Corporal Schultz defense. Michael Roth will award himself yet another “Performance Bonus” setting up his humungous golden parachute when the floundering wreck is bought for five cents on the dollar by Publicis. Ha, is this a great fucking business, or what?