This just in from another AdScam Deep Throat. Don’t know if it’s true or not… But I hope it is… Last weekend a high-ranking creative director at McGarry Bowen in Chicago brought a hooker into the office. After they did what she was hired to do, she proceeded to steal nearly a dozen laptops from the creative department. Naturally all are chock-full of proprietary client work. The dozen bit sounds a bit dodgy, unless she takes a wheelbarrow with her when she’s working! Maybe she’s a dominatrix and needs it to carry all her whips and chains.
Gordon was not impressed by your campaign ideas!