You have to doff the old chapeau to Silvio Berlusconi, the Ex Prime Minister of Italy who has finally been convicted of blowing a few million of his billions on sex with under-age prostitutes. I am shocked, shocked, I tell you!!! This is the evil old fucker who has got away with far more over the years than even “The Wizened of Oz” or “The Ninja of Redwood Shores.” He is facing seven years in jail… Which he will obviously never serve, ‘cos wankers of his ilk never do. However, you have to weep when you read Silvio’s statement for the defense… He was having dinner with a dozen young women (just a dozen!) at his villa in Arcore, near Milan, listening to one of them tell the "painful story" of her young life. "I was moved," says "Papi" Berlusconi, as the girls call him. He claims that he gave poor little "Ruby" money so that she would no longer have to prostitute herself -- several tens of thousands of Euros for a beauty salon. Was there sex involved? "No, never," Berlusconi claims, and "Ruby" confirms his story. Ha, fucking ha… Nice one Silvio… I would like to open a “Beauty Salon” in the “Fourth Reich.” Any chance of a few millions Euros to get me started, you old fuck?
Not tonight Ruby, I have a shocking headache, and I'm down to my last billion Euros!