Staying with the “Agency of the Past,” Draft/FCB has shifted an AccountNozzle, Rahul Roy from Yum brands… “I ate the fucking bones” to run their new L.A. office. The intention is to make the L.A. office bigger than the Orange County office, which will now be merely a broom closet for buckets etc., after people have “shit their pants because their ass is too big.” Anxious to read all the good news, I proceeded, post haste to the Draft/FCB Web site… Unfortunately, there is no reference whatsoever to the L.A. Office, or any information as to exactly where in La La Land this emporium of filthily gross pun-ology will be situated. Someone will be made to eat their big ass shit boneless pants for this!
Draft/FCB wins new account. A perfect fit says Boschetto!