Everyone is jumping up and down with excitement at the news that Hewlett-Packard finally made some money this quarter. The shares popped up to nearly $25 dollars, which is still fucking pathetic compared to prices in the past before a succession of fucktard CEO’s came in and wrecked the place. Now, everyone thinks the sun is shining out of current CEO, Meg “I know baseball memorabilia” Whitman’s arse… But hey, it aint fucking over yet. Meg plans to continue cutting costs by axing another 29,000 jobs by the end of fiscal year 2014, and there’ll be even more “downsizing” going on in the future, but obviously not in the executive suite. Right now people in Boise are breathing a little easier, ‘cos HP’s Imaging and Printing division is based here and employs half the population. The rest cook crystal meth and polish their fucking guns. I just stick to making potato vodka… And taking the piss out of Draft/FCB!
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