In the ever proliferating area of Global Brand Ambassador – Creative Consultant – Uber Wank Representative – Whatever… News on the street is that J-Lo has entered into a Mobilo – Enricho – Exclusivo – Partnership with Verizon to create a mobile company aimed at the Latino market. Apparently, the idea behind this venture is to offer an enriched customer retail experience. Oh, yes indeed, what a truly original enriched idea! The fact that everything JLo has endorsed or promoted in the past has been a fucking disaster, should in no way stop people from continuing to pedal this shit!
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