Confusion reigns since the news Wednesday that an Ogilvy, Beijing employee, 24-year-old Li Yuan, died of a sudden heart attack at the office. According to local TV news program Yangzi Evening News, the poor fucker died of "overwork." ‘Cos he had been working overtime the month prior to his death, not leaving the office before 11p.m. Now we are being told by Ogilvy SpokesNozzle, Ei Li Mah Ass Off, that he had not been at work for weeks, and that the day he died was his first day back at the office after taking sick leave. When asked for a comment, the “Poisoned Dwarf,” is reputed to have said… “Yingtongiddlyipo!” What the fuck would Confucius have said?
Honorable Sir Martin most graciously says we can have every third Sunday off without pay!