So, I’m watching a dip shit video of a late night interview with Conan O’Brian and Russell Brand, who I used to think was a fucktard, but who, in spite of myself I am beginning to think is merely a douchenozzle… And on comes this commercial for yet another prescription drug by the name of Vyvanse, which is supposed to cure some non-existent disease. Pimp-Alert – This is something I devote a chapter to in “The Ubiquitous Persuaders.” Anyway, the point is the ad finished up with a two minute litany of all the things that might happen to you if you use this miracle cure for the non-existent disease. Yeah, all the usual shit about impotence, foot rot, bad breath, even the dreaded... I shit my pants ‘cos I shop at Kmart… But here’s one I never heard before…Common side effects include sudden death!!! Then why the fuck would you buy it?
But, it's covered by your insurance!