Staying with North Korea, loyal AdScamers will remember that I was first with the news just a couple of weeks ago that the “Poisoned Dwarf” had pulled the plug on WPP’s upcoming Pyongyang office. He might be a bit pissed though at the news (Yet another AdScam scoop!) from my Asian “Deep-Throats” that Draft/FCB has been awarded the North Korean Tourism account. Apparently ManiacNozzle, Kim Yong Un was so impressed with the “Shit my pants” work for Kmart, he gave them the business without a review. Todd Tillford and his “Adventure Team” are shitting their pants with excitement. No word yet on how the one hundred dollar budget will be spent!
Draft/FCB locks in the Gold Lions!