Yahoo CEO, Marissa “Mama-Mia” Mayer, who just happens to have a private nursery next to her office, isn’t only getting tough on telecommuting, she’s also looking for future Nobel Prize winners by implemented stricter hiring standards. According to company insiders, Reuters reports that Mayer must now approve every single fucking hire, and that the Stanford graduate prefers those with degrees from top-rated, uber expensive schools, who can demonstrate superior diaper changing skills. As Yahoo needs to fill almost 900 jobs, or 8 percent of its workforce, (where the fuck did everyone go?) you have to wonder where the hell all these PHD’s are going to come from.
People person. Does diapers. Has friendly dog. Unfortunately, like Bill Gates, has no degree!