As I have all my millions and Nazi gold off-shore, I was a little concerned about the news today that the banks in Cyprus won’t open until Thursday, and when they do, up to 40% of my ill-gotten “Mad Man” money will have disappeared up the arse of the EU. It reminds me of the speech Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci) made to his banker in the movie “Casino,” when he was told he might be looking at the loss of most of his investments… “You know... I think that you've gotten the wrong impression about me. I think in all fairness, I should explain to you what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you, and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fucking head wide open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be comin' out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fucking head open again. Because I'm fucking stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do. And we know what you do, don't we, Charlie? You fuck people out of money and get away with it.” So, to paraphrase Shakespeare… Kill the fucking bankers!
Yeah... Kill the fuckers!