Obviously, once you reach a certain very senior level of management at Draft/FCB, you are on the payroll for the rest of your rancid life. It’s like being a banker, you can fuck up in unimaginable ways, but you never get actually fired. And even when they can’t hide you under the carpet any more, they give you billions to fuck off quietly. Re-reading the IPG release it states that Boschetto will remain with the agency through a transitional period and then serve as a senior advisor to IPG in a consulting capacity. – No doubt for millions. Obviously he will be the Interpublic go-to guy for anyone needing advice on how lose massive amounts of business with the help of the useless wankers you have put on the payroll. Howard Draft will remain in Chicago as executive chairman, because we are told he maintains essential relationships with several clients… What fucking clients would they be? Meantime, Jonathan “Idgy” Harries (He of “creative rumble” fame) is still on the fucking payroll as “Vice Chairman Emeritus & Executive Advisor, Global Creative of Draft/FCB.” Fuck me… The only thing creative about that is the length of the title. But the best bit was this from Roth… “We thank Laurence for his contributions to our search for his successor and to the agency, including a consistent and high level of operational and financial delivery.” How the fuck he can say that with a straight face is beyond me.
Boschetto – It’s finally fucking over!!!
It's over Sir. Honest Sir. We think Sir!