Did you see that Matt Lauer’s “Q Score” has fallen by half since he stabbed Ann Curry in the back? I have no fucking idea what a “Q Score” is, or how the fuck they measure it. But I do have a nasty suspicion that it’s as useless and dumb as a “Klout Score.” Which by the way, I haven’t heard from for weeks. I used to get mail from them all the time telling me my “Klout Score” had gone up, or I had been highly recommended as being an expert on alcohol… Who me? Anyway, I believe all the rumors that Matt was a wanker who was fucking everything in sight, ‘cos I always make it a habit to believe shit like that. Besides which, do people actually watch this garbage in the morning over their breakfast beer? Who the fuck has the time, apart from the millions of unemployed?
I think George's score is perfect!