Did you notice the article in last week’s AdAge showing that once again, Miller is scraping the bottom of the barrel in its non-stop efforts to resurrect this truly shitasmic excuse for beer? Remember the abysmal “Man Laws” campaign from the Frat/Fart boy’s at CP+B a few years ago hosted by Bert “Honest to God, this really is what’s left of my face” Reynolds? Now, thanks to the fucktards at Saatchi & Saatchi, we have a series of seriously retarded spots featuring Ken Jeong (Who the fuck is that?) and his buds drinking Miller Light out of the new can, which looks suspiciously like a deodorant spray and the last thing you would want to drink beer out of… Which is OK, ‘cos in common with all other light beers… It isn’t fucking beer. So, here’s my FREE advice to Miller… Bring back the naked chicks with big tits wrestling in mud. It beats the shit out of Ken whatshisname!
Yeah Baby… Shagerific!