Super AdScamer and fellow Brit, Floyd Hayes, has just come up with either the world’s greatest agency idea… Or, the world’s biggest fucking con. “World’s Fastest Agency” For a lousy $999 - Less than the daily flower bill for the Poisoned Dwarf’s Gramercy Park love nest – You get to send a 140 character brief via Twitter and within 24 hours you get a 140 character creative solution… This smells insanely great to me… Why? ‘Cos if it works, it will be the end of BDA bullshit. It will prove that meetings, research, analytics, big data and all the other smoke and mirrors agencies love to throw at clients is a crock of shit and totally unnecessary. Mind you, the danger is that the CMO wankers at the client end will also be shown up as superfluous. But we already knew that, didn’t we? Who knows… Is this finally the “Agency of the Future” every douchenozzle has been claiming for years? Good luck Floyd, you’re a canny lad!
Even at an early age, Floyd gave hints of greatness!