Did you see the news today that there’s a new Chicago agency by the name of O’Keefe, Reinhard & Paul that is set to take the “Windy City” by storm…Please tell me this is some kind of obscene fucking joke! Or, is it a subtle ploy on behalf of Michael Roth to speed up his $34 million pay out when Interpublic finally implodes and is bought for cents on the dollar by Publicis. These guys are uber fucking losers, particularly O’Keefe, who everyone at Draft/FCB unfortunate enough to have anything to do with him thought was only one step down on the totem pole of shittiness from Laurence Boschetto. Reinhard’s claim to fame is that his dad let him play with old VW ads on his etch-a-sketch, and Nick Paul’s previous gig was as IPG’s “Chief Growth Officer.” And exactly what fucking growth would that be, Nick??? Wow, is this business fucked or what? With every day that passes, my money’s increasingly on the “World’s Fastest Agency!” Newcastle Brown’s all round!
Polish away... Shit will always be shit!
