Everything you need to know to fuck up Interpublic and become a big fat millionaire!

With the expectation that Commonwealth is rapidly approaching the rocks and most, if not all the Chevy work will shift from GS+P to McCann, everyone at Interpublic must be wetting themselves in joyful anticipation, particularly as Draft/FCB continues to implode… Everyone, that is except Michael Roth! Why so? Jim Edwards over at BusinessInsider, who has a very interesting piece about the continuing rumors of Interpublic being a takeover target, explains that even though IPG’s financials are totally fucked, the share price continues to rise. So, why should Roth not be happy about this? As Edwards points out… The “Insurance King” will receive $34 million if IPG undergoes a change of control, according to IPG's SEC filings. In other words, he has a huge fucking incentive to sell the company. Roth would get paid millions more for selling than for doing anything else, such as continuing to run the company or retiring without a buyout. And who would buy? The Poisoned Dwarf's WPP would have massive conflicts, particularly with auto accounts. My money’s on Publicis. "Le Patron" Levy would love to get his Gallic hands on it and leapfrog over WPP to stick a merde coated finger in Sir Martin’s eye as became boss of the world’s Biggest, Dumbest Holding Company.

At least he's not Cockney!