Obviously, when you are Global Creative Director and Chairman of once great agency, Ogilvy, you are under tremendous pressure. Flying around the world in First Class and roughing it in twelve star hotels beats the shit out of you… Just ask fellow Creative Fuhrer, Kev “I always wear black” Roberts. Shit, the poor fucker hardly gets time to attend all those rugby tournaments. Anyway, to relieve the strain on CreativeNozzle, Khai Meng Tham, management at Hoboken East has seen fit to hire a full time chauffeur to get him to those Four Season lunches and award show dinners on time. The only other employee that had a chauffeur was dear old David for his “Roller,” which made perfect sense, ‘cos not only did he have the account, but also, ‘cos he fucking deserved it!
As spelled out in the Ogilvy directory!