Mixed reactions to my piss taking supposition that Alex “I have a shed” Bogusky was the driving force behind “The Wilderness Collective,” featured on Gawker. No, I don’t think he had anything to do with it… He’s too busy saving the world from exploding fucking Coke bottles. However, AdScamer, Florian from Germany points in the direction of Classic Bike Adventure, a company that offers truly fucking hard core bike trekking on vintage Enfield Bullets in Nepal, Tibet, Bhutan and all kinds of other gnarly places. And fuck this 72 hour shit. Some of these trips are three agonizing weeks long. Talk about sore arse time! No G&T’s, no artisanal cheeses, no fucking Cohibas… Tea with fermented Yak milk, Yeti Head Cheese and being woken up by Buddhist Nuns beating your aching body with icy prayer wheels… That’s how you can "reclaim masculinity through adventure." Fuck the wussies in California!
Fifty five days, and counting!!!
And just what the fuck are they doing on British bikes?
