In case you missed it, yesterday, Apple CEO, Tim “I only made a lousy five million last year” Cook, said that whenever he is feeling down he heads over to an Apple store to get a pick-me-up. "I go into an Apple store and it instantly changes. It's like Prozac. It's an unbelievable feeling -- like no other." He uttered this astoundingly dumb insight at a Goldman Sachs, "strictly for rich guys," technology conference. Fuck Tim, I admit that I constantly take the piss out of AppleTards, but I would never accuse them of being on mind altering drugs. After all, we all know their minds are already well and truly fucked up. Anyway, take my advice… Next time you’re feeling down, just pour yourself a glass of that 200 year old Napoleon brandy, fire up a Cohiba, and spend the evening looking at the statements from your numbered Swiss bank account!
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