Obviously, the management of Burger King are morons. For years, they put up with the shit from the Frat/Fart boys of CP+B whilst sales continued to gurgle down the rancid pipes. Last year they finally switched to Mother NY, who, after inflicting “Becks” on us last year, has just broken their new campaign. It is so bad, I am shocked… Fucking shocked, that someone hasn’t been on the blower from Mother, London, to say… “What the hell are you guys up to.” The stuff isn’t just bad, it’s fucking embarrassing. The one with “Faustin” the French chef is particularly excruciating. Is this supposed to be a parody of a French chef, or is it supposed to be a real French chef, complete with a Cordon Bleu Gold Medal, who obviously killed off every diner at Le Cirque one night and is now reduced to “creating” the Gouda Bacon sandwich for Burger King. I don’t know about Cordon Bleu, it’s more like Sacre Bleu! * “Mothers Ruin” is Brit/Hogarthian/Slang for gin!
Boschetto – Thirty seven days, and counting!!!
Faustin says fuck you!