The furor about the upcoming iWatch, fuck-a-boola continues apace. There is no doubt; the company sent from God (That would be GodJobs) is working on something the AppleTards will queue up for days and fucking days to be the first on their block to get their sweaty little fingers on. But hey guys… It will still be a truly nasty looking watch, made out of cheap plastic by a bunch of Chinese slave workers who have to have nets strung between their factory floors to make sure they don’t commit suicide because of the mind-numbing tedium they endure whilst making this shit! Learn some fucking patience… Within weeks, you’ll be able to buy a rip off on Canal Street for $20… Me, I’d rather spend my $20 on Canal Street hondling for a handsome Patek Philippe “Homage!” It maybe from China… But, unlike the plastic iThing, it won’t look like it!
Boschetto - Forty three days, and counting!!!
One truly ugly piece of shit. AppleTards will eat it up!

