Forget Gucci, Armani, even Gap… ‘Cos now you can go totally Postal. Yes, USPS is launching a line of clothing under the “Rain Heat & Snow” label. Baggy shorts, long black socks, pith helmets… Fuck what more can you ask for. I just hope this new venture doesn't live up to past exercises in non-postal activities. The $45 million they coughed up to finance Lance Armstrong’s drug empire does not in retrospect appear to have been money well spent, particularly as it was tough to find a USPS office in Paris. But clothes? Who knows? The blues and grays are certainly easier on the eyes than those really fucking ugly shit brown things the poor UPS fuckers are forced to wear.
Boschetto – Thirty six days, and counting!!!
Now you can dress like Cliff Clavin!