Hey, didya see that a fair number of FacebookTards are actually going cold turkey on the site for weeks on end. Lots of reasons given, mostly about it being a ginormous waste of fucking time and populated by idiots… But my favorite… “People were posting what they had for dinner.” No shit, some of these wankers post what their fucking dog had for dinner. For the ultimate proof that civilization is going to Social Media Hell in a hand basket is the news that a Wellesley, Mass., dad has agreed to pay his 14-year-old daughter $200 if she ditches her Facebook account, in an effort to extract her from "the 24/7 comparison of experiences and clothes" with other girls online. Two hundred fucking dollars! Why doesn’t he just threaten to beat the shit out of her if she doesn’t do as she’s told. Better yet, he could pay me a substantial fee to lock her in my attic, you know… The one with my gnarly picture. That would fucking cure her Facebook addiction!
Fifty one days, and counting!!!
The "Keeper of the Picture," will sort these fuckers out!