Just a hint here. I really should be keeping this to myself, and I’ll tell you more on Monday, when you’re all back at work and reading AdScam instead of working on wanky spreadsheets and shit like that. The news broke a couple of days ago that ace douchenozzle, Peter Arnell was back in business after recovering his vintage eyeglass collection from the Omnicom dumpster. He’s now doing the usual expected black & white uber design crap for scam vitamin company GNC… BUT… If you promise to keep this to yourself, I can reveal that this whole GNC thing is just a cover to distract attention from his on-going negotiations with Michael “I am desperate enough to talk to imbeciles” Roth, to take over the reins at Draft/FCB. After all, Arnell is fucking nuts. Who is only loved by nuts. I mean barmy old Gwyneth Paltrow thinks he’s a genius, and she’s nuttier than a fucking fruitcake. Monday, OK… Be patient!
Fifty five days, and counting!!!
Another fine GNC product!