Many years ago I worked on a cruise account. It sucked, the client was a complete arsehole, the cruises were shitasmic, and the people who actually signed up for “Four exotic days to Cabo san Lucas from LA for $300,” deserved every shitty thing that happened to them. And the current news that 4,200 people on board a Carnival Cruise Line tub are awash in turds and shitting in baggies, whilst being towed back to port, only reinforces my impression that anyone who signs up for a modern day cruise, deserves all the non-baggie turds they end up being awash in. Readers of “Confessions of a Mad Man” will know that I arrived in style on the Queen Mary. Not a fucking cruise ship… A genuine ocean liner. You dressed for dinner, drank champagne, and got laid a lot! Ha, fucking Ha... Eat your heart out pathetic, shitting in baggies, cruise wankers!
Boschetto - Forty three days, and counting!!!
I dress for dinner with George. Then I undress for afters!