Guess what? There’s another fucking award show. This is the AdWeek Project Isaac Inventive Imaginative, something or other that recognizes the ability of douchenozzles to blow hundreds of fucking dollars entering numerous categories of a totally fucking meaningless competition. For a mere $300, you can enter in 35 categories of something that is supposedly about “a celebratory light on invention across all of AdWeek’s areas of coverage.” Whatever the fuck that means. The jury consists of five, non-notable ad people… OK, Lori Senacal of KBS, is written up as… “Having led a dynamic shift across the fully integrated agency to pioneer a culture of invention focused on creating breakthroughs and “firsts” to deliver real competitive advantage for brands and businesses.” That’s impressive; unfortunately, I have no fucking idea what it means. Anyway, if you want to go to the awards show, it’ll cost you $400 a ticket. Who was it that said advertising was all about selling… Oh yeah. David Ogilvy! The old dead fucker.
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