As part of AdScam’s continuing endeavor to bring you all the important news… No doubt you are aware that they have just dug up a skeleton from under a car park in Leicester and proved via DNA that it was Richard lll. What you may not have realized is that because the day rate for that particular car park is eighteen pounds a day, he now owes more than three hundred million pounds in over charges. It is also thought that if they keep digging, they will eventually come upon the Aston Martin he parked there before continuing on to Bosworth Field. Well anyway... That’s my “hunch!”
Fifty two days, and counting!!!
Best Richard lll ever. Ian McKellen.