The word from the geniuses on Wall Street is that the board of Hewlett-Packard is considering breaking it up and selling the bits on eBay. Now you know why they hired Meg “I know baseball memorabilia” Whitman for millions and millions of dollars. For a start, why don’t they break up the fucking board? These are the people who hired Queen Carly, sex maniac Hurd the Turd, Der Fuhrer Apotheker, and now Meg. One fucking disaster after another. If they sell off the Printer Division, which is based in Boise, I’ll put in a bid for it. I could probably get it for about twenty dollars and a Groupon coupon!
Fifty one days, and counting!!!
If anyone can fix it, the real Fuhrer can!