You have to think that obviously Coke and Pepsi and their fucked up agencies have more money than brains when you consider how they chase after “Big Names” to pimp their battery acid tasting products. Yeah, we know that most of them are famous for their musical skills, but why the fuck do they have to call them “Brand Ambassadors” or even worse, “Creative Directors.” The latest signing is Marc Jacobs, who has just been appointed “Creative Director” for Diet Coke. OK, I suppose he is creative when it comes to designing expensive togs, but what the fuck is he going to do with a can of Diet Coke? And the big question of the day… Why the fuck does he wear a KILT? The douchenozzle’s not even a Scot. I used to be a CD, but I never wore a kilt. Things are getting weirder by the day.
Forty eight days, and counting!!!
Diet Coke and Haggis... Yech!
