“Becks” has just made his hundredth semi-naked underwear spot for H&M, the Swedish “Tee shirts for $5” hang out for TeenTards. But this one is directed by Ex-Mrs-Maddona, Guy Ritchie for several million dollars. Actually, it’s not bad, but it is obviously a rip-off – Ooops, sorry “Homage” to the great 1968, Burt Lancaster movie, “The Swimmer.” One I definitely think is worth watching a few times to figure out just what the fuck is going on. Interestingly, Burt who was 55 at the time, looks as good as “Becks” in his skivvies, and you don’t have to put up with all the fucking tattoos, which “Posh” is going to give him a hard time about when he gets to be Burt’s gnarly age!
Fifty days, and counting!!!
Allo - Allo... Who the fuck is this “Burt” geezer then?