Sir Martin Sorrel, currently in Davos with all the other rich wankers, is rather pissed at Prime Minister, David Cameron’s, threat to hold a referendum on whether, or not, to stay in the EU. His Gnomeship said, "This is a political decision, not an economic decision. If I'm looking at it from the point of view of WPP, it’s not good news.” Well of course not, it means that because most Brits really want to tell the Euro Wankers to fuck off back to their brie, schnitzel, spaghetti and gambas, you might not be able to continue buying all those European companies you need to keep growing your evil fucking Empire. Maybe he’ll decide to keep WPP's corporate offices in Dublin… But, if he does, he can kiss his Baronetcy good bye. Lord Saatchi will take great pleasure seeing to that!
And you know what you can do with your pilsner!