In what seems to be a very, very strange twist, news in today’s New York Times that Lance Armstrong is considering owning up to having used drugs and shit for years to win his seven tours and amass his huge fucking fortune. He says he wants to come clean so he can compete again… At what for fucks sake? Marathons for the middle aged, triathlons for the toothless. He’s forty one years old. Gino Bartali kept on riding ‘til he was about 45, told everyone he was 39. Didn’t win anything, but everyone, including the Pope loved him. As for Lance, by now everyone knows he’s a wanker. And if he does come clean, he’s going to get sued shitless by all the people he fucked over… Plus, as I keep on telling ya, the Feds will go after him for taking tax payers money to fund his USPS team’s drug program. Who’s going to come out of this mess with the biggest smile on his face? Floyd Landis when he wins his federal whistle-blower suit and pockets fucking millions.
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