DidYaSee that research by a team of ScientistNozzles at the Rochester Medical Center suggests that exposure to the radiation of outer space could accelerate the onset of Alzheimer's disease in astronauts. Apparently exposure equivalent to a mission to Mars could produce cognitive problems and speed up changes in the brain that can cause Alzheimer's. So, I’m going to stay right here and fuck up what’s left of my cognitive abilities with the Fourth Reich’s finest potato vodka. I mean, if I really wanted to severely fuck up my head I could watch the video of Alex Bogusky explaining how “Common” will change the universe as he sits outside the “Shed!” But fuck it… I’ll stick to Teton Glacier!
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