As you all know, Beyonce is getting fifty million fucking dollars for lip-synching her way through the Super Bowl half time show. Now there’s news that Taylor Swift (she’s the one that wears Chaplin-esque hats, and tight little shorts that show off her bum, come think of it, so does Beyonce!) Anyway, the important thing to remember is that neither of these richly rewarded young ladies simply do commercials… Oh no indeed… They are both “Brand Ambassadors," whatever the fuck that means. But they aren’t just doing it for the money. In fact Ms. Swift may actually be a genuine fan of Diet Coke. In October she told Bon Appétit magazine that the artificially sweetened battery acid cola is always in her refrigerator, "because it understands me." Yeah, for the millions you’re getting, I’ll bet it fucking does!
How about a Bootilicious Brand Ambassador?