It’s official, Larry “meet me in the corner gym” Boschetto will exit the premises of Draft/FCB on Friday, March 29th. However, based on his amazing ability to stay employed in spite of his abysmal track record, I would not be surprised if he showed up on Monday, April 1st shouting “Ha, fooled you fuckers.” I would suggest stocking up on silver bullets and wooden stakes. In the meantime, Michael “I know insurance” Roth has been interviewing replacements. Problem is, no one wants the fucking job, particularly if they are stuck with the douchenozzles Larry has surrounded himself with over the years. (See some of the hilarious comments on previous posts.) My bet is that Roth will fill the slot with a PR hack, or an insurance executive, or his fucking limo driver. I wonder what Boschetto’s Golden Parachute will be? You just know it will be obscene… Fifty seven days, and counting!!!